Ten Fun Things To Do on President’s Day

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  1. Take the president of your company to lunch (ask for a raise)
  2. Plant a cherry tree in your neighbor’s yard (then lie about it)
  3. If you live in the south, secede from the Union
  4. Watch a movie with a president in it (take a drink every time he appears on screen)
  5. Avoid talking to any woman named Squeaky Fromme
  6. Show the media your original birth certificate
  7. Throw a coin across the Potomac, preferably at a congressman
  8. Do not attend the Ford theater tonight (or any theater to be safe)
  9. Choose a running mate
  10. Deny you had anything to do with “that” woman (throw out the dress)

Rich Allan is the author of the comedy/adventure novel, “Drafted,” and a new political thriller, “Party Favors,” coming to a Kindle near you soon.

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